All I'm going to say is HOLY FUCKING SHEEPSHIT, and I probably skipped a lot of stuff cos I was just like WHAT.
Okay, we're starting out with Pam beating the living hell out of Bill. (YAY!) Lafeyette is still apparently tripping from the V. Crystal is explaining to Jason about she's similar to a werewolf, but is a werepanther instead. There's a small bit of Hoyt/Jessica action (YAY! again.) and Hoyt just doesn't care that Jessica killed someone because she cannot survive on Tru Blood. (Can't blame her, either.) The way Hoyt says "I love you." is so CUTE, HOLY FUCK.
